The Saddest Superman: Dean Cain’s Kryptonite Is Relevance

The only thing more embarrassing than Cain’s career is ICE pretending he belongs on a commemorative coin.

WASHINGTON — It’s official: Dean Cain, the TV Superman whose career flatlined sometime in the Clinton administration, has found his next role. Not on screen—no studio is calling—but in the cosplay halls of Immigration and Customs Enforcement. DHS says they’ll even mint a commemorative coin in his honor. A coin. For Dean Cain.